Manly March

syntheticpubes:

  1. No shaving
  2. No complaining
  3. No staying home if anyone invites you out
  4. No ennui

In any confounding situation simply ask yourself, “What would Beowulf do?”

No avoidance. No procrastination. No deflection. No apologies. Take things head on.

2 years ago  Notes (164)
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    Žiadne holenie Žiadne sťažovanie sa na niečo Žiadne večery doma, keď ťa niekto zavolá von. Žiadne
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    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA
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    I’m assuming you mean the no shaving part and not the no staying home part because that’s not gonna change. Besides, I...
  14. corcarpemei reblogged this from complex and added:
    Are you seeing this Joshie? March is your month.
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  16. yourwonderingmind reblogged this from buffleheadcabin and added:
    More like what would come if Beowulf fucked Grendel’s mom and gave birth.
  17. dayofthedreamweavers reblogged this from syntheticpubes and added:
    I’m dropping the no...bit but this is something I can get behind.
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  19. quityourlife reblogged this from syntheticpubes and added:
    procrastination....apologies. Take things head on.
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    attention bullshit baby vagina owning half-men that i know: THIS.
  21. resoulution reblogged this from syntheticpubes and added:
    fixed for universal approach.
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